Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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