all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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