walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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