I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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