They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
This is the high leading the old right now
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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