do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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