i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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