just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just had sex on a roof
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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