Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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