Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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