Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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