We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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