The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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