is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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