btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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