Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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