Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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