just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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