if you like me you must not know who I am
her vagine was all disorganized.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
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she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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