So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I smell like Dick and happiness
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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