Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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