This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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