I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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