My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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