U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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