we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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