I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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