next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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