Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize