Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
