Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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