Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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