me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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