Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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