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The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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