i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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