Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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