They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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