i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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