Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Enjoy the penises
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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