your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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