let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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