I feel like I'm in dance class right now
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Randomize
