so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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