I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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