Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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