People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she told me i tasted like america
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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