It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I can text with my tongue
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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