SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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