I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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