Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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