I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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