Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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