Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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