please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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