Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
