Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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