I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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