Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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