It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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