Define "chronic" masturbator.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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